All I Want for Christmas Is to Eat Out My Christmas Tree

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All I Want for Christmas Is to Eat Out My Christmas Tree

By: Chuck Tingle

Narrated by: Georgia Bird

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Amy is on the hunt for the perfect Christmas tree, but after visiting every lot in Billings, she’s begging to worry that the perfect Christmas tree doesn’t actually exist.

In a moment of inspiration, Amy attempts to get to the heart of the season by traipsing into the snow covered hillside and finding the perfect tree for herself, but what she discovers is so much more.

Now Amy and her sentient lesbian Christmas tree, Noona, are cultivating a little Christmas spirit with a hardcore lesson in holiday lovemaking that is sure to jingle your bell!

This erotic tale is 4,000 words of sizzling human on Christmas tree action and hardcore lesbian holiday love.

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