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Don't Hex and Text

A Trashy, Sexy, Horror Comedy

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By: Leeanne Vincent
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Don’t Hex and Text

A trashy, sexy horror comedy by Leeanne Vincent

Witches really shouldn’t text their exes… especially while drunk… especially during a blood moon… especially using cursed emojis.

But that’s exactly what Gwendolyn Graves does after three pumpkin-spiced martinis and a playlist titled “Songs to Hex That Bastard By.” One rage-texted incantation later, her spell doesn’t hit her ex—it dials up a dangerously hot demon who thinks he’s the target of her affection.

Now she’s got a lovesick hellspawn on her hands—obsessive, immortal, and summoning “romantic” sacrifices like hearts in boxes, bouquets of goat skulls, and a cursed harp player who can only play “Careless Whisper.”

And honestly? It’s kind of flattering.

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