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Fasten Your Seat Belts And Eat Your Fucking Nuts

By: Joe Thomas
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In his debut book, Joe Thomas — aka Flight Attendant Joe — takes you on an inappropriate storytelling journey about what really happens while you sit comfortably (unless you are in a middle seat, in that case — he’s sorry) onboard a climate controlled airplane while sucking down cups of soda, snacking on unsalted peanuts, and playing dumb when you get caught smoking in the lavatory. Contains adult humor. Aviation Comedy Tobacco
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