KRAMPUS IN THE SHEETS

A Holiday Erotic Horror Comedy by Leeanne Vincent

He checks his list twice. She begs to be on the naughty side.

Eliza isn’t feeling the holiday spirit. Her ex ruined Christmas, her patience is thinner than tinsel, and the only man she wants is fictional—or at least fictional adjacent. After one too many spiked ciders, she vents her frustration by scribbling a drunken wish onto a mysterious black glass ornament:

“I want someone who can handle me.”

The next morning, her chimney spits out six feet of horned, hooved, and hellishly hot holiday punishment.

Krampus has come to town.

Bound by ancient magic and an unfortunately effective summoning spell, Krampus is ready to mete out discipline, desire, and just a dash of festive fear. He’s snarly, dominant, and disturbingly good with garland. He claims Eliza has called him, body and soul—and until the spell is broken, she belongs to him.

But as snow falls and tempers flare, something unexpected ignites between monster and mortal. Maybe it’s the peppermint cocoa. Maybe it’s the jingle-bell bondage. Maybe it’s the fact that Krampus brings her soup when she’s sick.

Whatever it is, this Christmas is about to get very unholy.

Shadowed sweetness. Cinnamon filth. A blood-red suit that should not be that tight.

This holiday, the punishment is the pleasure.