Paradise at the Pig Pickin'
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Paradise at the Pig Pickin'
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Michael Kelly
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Four hedonistic students, driving off for a camping trip in the wilds, enthusiastic for lust and liquor, each one a spoilt ingrate you'll love to hate.
Imagine their anxiety and recriminations after they're led astray by a fake gas station sign. They're all alone in the middle of nowhere, out of food and on their last fumes of fuel.
So imagine their joy and relief when they find a little farmstead that's hosting a hog roast …
… a real paradise at the pig pickin' …
All they can eat, and the promise of a filled fuel tank after their bellies have been filled.
Now imagine their horror when they learn that these hillbillies aren't too concerned what … or who … they eat, and they're schackled up in the barn and preyed upon one by one.
If you have any triggers to be warned, consider them kicked well and truly up the ass … this book ain't for you! Not today, not ever. Don't say I didn't warn you.
If, on the other hand, you're drooling at the thought of cannibalism, butchery, debauchery, foulest depravity, and more toilet humour than an elephant's enema, this may just be for you. Welcome aboard and hold onto your britches … it's gonna be a wild ride!