Don't Blame the Chosen One

Gordy Simpleton has everything he needs to save the world—a dragon, a wizard, and a sword. Now all he needs is to trick the Wraith King into believing he's the actual Chosen One, and then he’ll be done with his quest. There’s only one hiccup in his plan. Someone else has decided to become the Chosen One. His name is Alexander Bravestone, and he’s better-looking, better-equipped, and basically better at everything.
However, Gordy does have one thing in his favor. He’s obtained the true Hero’s sword, and along with his friends, he’s fast on his way to destroying the Wraith King, saving his sister from becoming a wraith, and keeping everyone in the world of Alderfell safe.
One problem: keeping the sword out of the hands of thieves is easier said than done. And without the sword, the world—and his sister—are doomed.