Fatman & The Fox

"Listen, Fatman," the Chief said. "We've received a wail from a whale."

"What's that, Chief?" Fergus asked. "We may have a bad connection."

"A whale wailed."

"I think you're stuttering."

"I said a whale wailed for us!"

"Definitely stuttering, Chief! Just slow down and take the words one at a time."

"No, you pinheaded pig! I said a whale's in trouble! She wailed her emergency tale to us! We need you now!"

"I see. Don't worry, Chief! You called the right pig. It's Fatman to the rescue!"

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