RV There Yet?

The True Story of a Motoring Nightmare

It's no wonder that truth is stranger than fiction. Fiction has to make sense. —Mark Twain

After selling their Minnesota home, Travis and Wendy plan an elaborate departure from the United States before repatriating themselves to the UK. As they roll through the Midwest, heading for the Deep South, they soon discover “RV” doesn't mean “Reliable Vehicle.”

Two not-quite-campers. One aging RV with big dreams, bigger opinions, and the emotional stability of a shopping cart with one bad wheel. And a cross-country “simple plan” that instantly spawns side quests involving duct tape, mystery smells, parking-lot overnights, and roadside realities no brochure dares to mention (because brochures have lawyers). RV There Yet? is Travis Casey’s laugh-out-loud motoring nightmare—part travelogue, part marital negotiation, and part mechanical suspense—proving that the quickest way to test a relationship is to put it in a thirty-one-foot box, point it toward Florida, and entrust your happiness to an appliance with turn signals.

Of course it's a true story. You couldn't make it up.