Random Nude Stories

Straight From the Heart!

Look, I'm going to be honest with you right up front: hosting a nude dinner party is like regular hosting except everything that can go wrong will go wrong in the most mortifying ways possible, and you'll be completely naked while it happens.

Nobody tells you this. All the nudist blogs make it sound like some zen enlightened experience where everyone's laughing and passing the quinoa salad and having deep conversations about body positivity.

What they don't tell you is that someone's going to sit on your cat, the fondue is going to explode, and Susan Hasseltree is going to challenge everyone to a plank competition in your living room at nine-thirty at night.

But I'm getting ahead of myself.