The Red Firefly

When Bill woke up this morning, his biggest adventure was going to be mowing the lawn. 24 hours later, he found himself hiding in a bush with a stranger, who claims they are best friends. He's about to steal a briefcase with one million dollars and his wife picks this moment to announce she wants to have a baby. It's a tale about two guys, one woman, a briefcase full of money, a time machine, a salad spinner, and a small red fly. You know, that old story.