Trailer Park Goblins

A Humorous LitRPG Slice-of-Life Adventure

They make bombs. They start fights. They look amazing doing both.

I was having the perfect day when I suddenly found myself on the wrong side of an interdimensional portal. Instead of a weekend in wine country, I wound up in a trailer park that seemed stuck in the 1980s and filled with... goblin women?

By the way, since when are goblins real? And why are the women so hot?

I didn't have much time to think about it, though. As soon as I arrived, someone thrust a magical tablet into my hands and told me I had to get to work right away to get this place in order. Apparently, there was a war going on somewhere in the universe, and my task was to rally the goblin women and give them purpose; to get them to work together instead of fighting each other. And more importantly, to get them to start building weapons to sell so we could make enough money to fix up this dump.

And so I, just a guy from Rochester, found myself designing high explosives and trying to figure out why Bobbi Jo and Brandi Lynn were fighting... again.

Let the trailer park arms race begin.

©2025 Micky Carre (P)2025 Royal Guard Publishing LLC

A Solid 4 stars

if you have read or listened to mickey carre before you know what you are getting, he keeps this to about 80,000 words so he could bang out 4 books and sell more, the story is short and 100% derivative, trailer park elves, trailer park vampires, its all the same thing tablet plus no men plus well nothing, all the same. not high art but worth a credit, but do not expect anything other than is advetrtised

awesome

this book is great n narration is done very well. really wish the rest of series had audio already

had high hopes

story wasn't bad writing needs some work they used some really dated words or at least words you would hear out of a 20 something MC but the part that really lost me was that narrator he's not bad but just wasn't the right fit for that book he really comes off as a 40 year old dad with brown pants lol

Don't do this to us please

I have enjoyed all the books and series in this universe. This one though just seems like a copy and paste of trailer park elves. There's a couple differences but pretty much the same story just not as funny or interesting. I think they've switched to make money mode or they're running out of ideas. Kinda disappointing

Copied Trailer Park Elves homework

Narration is ok, but EB has to juggle too many characters and they end up sounding the same.
Seriously, there are way too many copied elements from TPEs for it not to be on purpose. Mystery portal, trailer park, grouchy groundskeeper, junkyard, annoying magic tablet, unexplored rpg mechanics, sewer nastiness, dubious trader, etc. Plus a generic, blank napkin of a MC who instantly gives up on going home (where he has friends, family and successful job) and jumps on any woman who smiles at him twice. I get that this is "spicy fantasy" but this is so thin if I had paid more than $3 for this I would be upset.