We preview Sunday's LAFC's home match vs. San Jose. Travis tries to outsource Storylines to Claude and it goes POORLY. Still, we cover the road ahead in the CONCACAF Champions Cup semifinals, the state of LAFC's roster, and a San Jose Earthquakes team on it's way into town that's... actually good???

00:00 Claude Writes Storylines

00:41 Match Preview and Plugs

01:21 Live Show Banter

03:33 Sponsor Break Amirian Law

04:48 Storylines Segment Setup

07:01 Champions Cup Semifinal Hype

09:37 Are We Best In CONCACAF

12:30 Portland Loss Context

14:22 Rotation Depth And Jude Terry

16:04 Injury Updates And Rumors

16:36 Darren Rage Meter

16:56 AI Storyline Panic

17:58 San Jose Defense Debate

21:13 Vince Breaks Down Quakes

22:54 Timo Werner Explained

24:38 Darren Roasts Rivalry

26:35 Bet It And Forget It

29:06 Outlandish Bets Draft

32:13 Wrap Up And Plugs

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LAFC has eliminated reigning CONCACAF champions Cruz Azul, winning 4-1 on aggregate! Despite a questionable penalty and missed reds by the awful ref, Hugo Lloris delivered an incredible performance in net during this dirty fight. Next up: Galaxy or Toluca, even without Bouanga for Leg 1! Don't touch that dial!

00:00 Azul Knockout Intro

00:39 Champs Silenced Rant

02:41 Ref And Tactics Breakdown

04:45 Altitude Reality Check

05:50 Lloris Heroics

08:23 Cards Suspensions And Chaos

12:01 Super Chats Ref Meltdown

15:40 Next Opponent Galaxy Or Toluca

17:52 Callers Stress And Takes

27:26 Watch Party And Lineup Talk

37:44 Toluca Scouting And More Calls

41:44 Caller From Austin Recap

43:27 Winning Ugly And Versatile

45:43 Cruz Azul Threats And Chances

46:46 Pauly Cooks Three Cup Chicken

50:34 Boots Are Back Plus Bradley

52:38 Diego On Beating Top Team

56:03 Super Chats And Ref Chaos

59:31 Nashville America Score Watch

01:03:04 Secret Package And Merch Unboxing

01:08:08 Discord Plug And Survivor Talk

01:10:36 Injuries Depth And Lineup Questions

01:14:09 Thumbnail Pose And Signoff

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LAFC’s Rotated XI Falls 2-1 to Portland at the Death — Jude Terry screamer, 3rd-string goalkeeper debut, and all eyes on Cruz Azul.

LAFC rest EIGHT starters - Son Heung-min, Hugo Lloris, and Sergi Palencia not even traveling with the team - and bring in the 3rd string goalkeeper, and almost still pull out a victory, but fall to Portland at the death. Our clean sheet MLS streak comes to an end, and our undefeated record in 2026 comes to an end, all in service of fresh legs for Tuesday's CONCACAF Champions Cup Leg 2 Quarterfinal match vs. Cruz Azul away in Puebla. Will it be worth it!?

00:00 Postgame Introductions

00:34 Rotation Explains Loss

01:12 Youngsters Stand Out

02:46 Terry Goal And Timbers Troll

03:35 Goalkeeper Debut Breakdown

05:22 All Eyes On Cruz Azul

08:50 Happy Sad Foot Roundup

11:51 Broadcast Calls And Max Birthday

13:52 Super Chats And Chants

17:10 Caller Bradley Turf Rant

20:13 Caller Arod On Break

21:54 Happy Foot Nicknames

22:39 Tillman Offside Breakdown

24:49 Portland Rivalry Rants

26:45 Caller From Portland

29:40 Diego on Rotation Logic

31:29 Luke Meltdown and Depth Talk

36:08 Postgame Takeaways and Structure

40:08 Tuesday Cruz Azul Stakes

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