Picking up where our Valentine's episode left off, this is the first of three chaos‑filled installments where Austin—our fearless 20‑something—spills his 'icks,' red flags, and absolute deal‑breakers.

"Revenge is a dish best served cold." After the Valentine's episode—our chaotic detour into Gen Z "icks" and red flags, where Bill practically dry‑heaved at the mere idea of dating—he came back swinging. This time, Bill didn't just serve Presley one dish… he rolled out an entire tasting menu of payback.

It was our boss Verne's birthday, and Presley's good‑natured determination dragged Bill—despite his fatigue and total lack of interest—on a late‑night shopping trip.

The suffering continues. Bill's boomer brain short‑circuits as Presley unleashes yet another round of her infamous 'icks.' Her heart is absolutely in the right place—unfortunately, her advice only pushes Bill further toward the Dark Side.

What is an "ick?" Presley, the sweet and ever‑supportive cohost, valiantly tries to steer Bill's love life with advice and encouragement. Predictably, it goes off the rails almost immediately — and she absolutely refuses to give up.

At long last, the episode that refused to die finally meets its dramatic end. The mall adventure wraps with Bill getting hopelessly overstimulated in a game room while Presley, ever the responsible one, hauls him home like a frazzled babysitter.

The Mall saga continues—this time with window‑shopping detours and a Korean hot dog taste‑test you can practically hear. Every bite, every crunch, all captured. Along the way, Presley drops a revelation about her future earnings… and why she's totally at peace with it.

On today's remote episode Presley tells Bill he dresses like a "geriatric fart," and that it's time for a wardrobe upgrade. To bring Bill out of his Great Depression fashion era and into the modern age, Presley bribes Bill by using milk tea and Korean corn dogs.