100 Ways To Lose Your Man Card

and 99 ways to get it back

By: Steven Doornbos

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

100 Ways to Lose Your Man Card isn’t just a book—it’s a survival guide for the modern man who accidentally said “adorable” in a hardware store and now finds himself in emotional exile.

From the first tear shed during a car commercial to the moment you called your bathrobe “cozy-chic,” this book unearths all the hilarious, unspoken violations of the mythical man code—and puts them right where they belong: front and center for everyone to laugh at. Including you. Especially you.

You’ll find yourself somewhere in these pages, whether it’s using an umbrella in a light drizzle or crocheting something that’s “just for stress relief.” This is your mirror, your intervention, and your redemption arc all rolled into one riotous read.

Warning: reading this book may cause uncontrollable laughter, sudden self-reflection, and awkward side-eyes from your fantasy football group chat. But hey—if you're going to lose your man card, you might as well do it with style.