A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing but Using the Bathroom as an Escape

By: Joe Pera, Joe Bennett

Narrated by: Joe Pera

This fully sound designed program is read by Joe Pera

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape by Joe Pera is a funny, warm, and sincere guide to regaining calm and confidence when you're hiding in the bathroom.

Joe Pera goes to the bathroom a lot. And his friend, Joe Bennett, does too. They both have small bladders but more often it’s just to get a moment of quiet, a break from work, or because it’s the only way they know how to politely end conversations.

So they created a functional meditative guide to help people who suffer from social anxiety and deal with it in this very particular way. Although, it’s a comedic audiobook, the goal is to help these listeners:

1. Relax
2. Recharge
3. Rejoin the world outside of the bathroom

It’s also fun entertainment for people simply hiding in the bathroom to avoid doing work.

A Bathroom Book for People Not Pooping or Peeing But Using the Bathroom as an Escape is for anxious listeners looking to feel calm, confident, and less alone.

A Macmillan Audio production from Forge Books

“Nothing says ‘class’ to your dinner guests more than a Joe Pera book next to the can.” —Seth Meyers

“A beautiful and funny book about something I have done all my life. Thank you, Mr. Joseph Pera.” —Aidy Bryant

“A thing of beauty. On or off the John.” —Alia Shawkat

10/10

amazing!! best book ever. would give to my kids and grandkids. I hope they grow tall enough so that they may dunk on me.

Joe Pera is a genius

I always go to the bathroom to escape and this was very helpful for my anxiety. Thank you ♥️

Thoughtful and Hilarious

This hit home to my socially awkward side. He is funny on a different level. Intelligent and thoughtful. This again proves you can be funny and entertaining without being crass and ignorant. I will always recommend his work.

You've had him him in bed

Now you can enjoy Joe on the toilet, or the tile floor if that's where you're at.

Wholesome

Joe Pera does it with this one. A really good one to hear, and oddly inspiring. A short and lovely listening.