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A Christmas Queef

By: Asher Dark
Narrated by: Evan Crowley
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Get ready for the most outrageous Christmas story you’ll ever listen to!

No villain is safe when Sally Claus decides to bring justice to the naughty list.

Packed with dark humor, glittery chaos, and over-the-top gore, A Christmas Queef is a hilariously twisted holiday horror that’s equal parts shocking and satisfying.

Not your typical Christmas tale—this one’s got blood, guts, and a little magic. Perfect for fans of splatterpunk with a festive twist!

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I love Asher Darks, the stories that I read have me wondering if I have a twin that thinks like me. The story was hilarious and needs to be a movie. The only downside to this, was the narrator. His monotone voice made it difficult to get into the story.

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The reader, Evan Crowley, has a very easy-to-listen to voice and brought depth and character to the story. Really excellent listen!

Evan Crowley - excellent reader

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