A Dairy Tale: The Ultimate Guide to Pumping, Bottle Feeding and Back-to-Work

By: Michelle McKeown Poole

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

An essential book for parents who want a foolproof plan for pumping, bottle feeding and going back-to-work.

You'll learn:

• When to start pumping
• How to calculate the perfect freezer stash
• How to bottle feed in a way that protects breastfeeding/chestfeeding
• Tips and tricks to increase your milk supply
• How to get organized about going back to work
• And much more!

This valuable information is delivered in a funny, down-to-earth, and easy-to-understand manner, and the fairy tale based illustrations (with a baby-feeding spin) will make you laugh out loud. The creators of this book invite you to travel through the realm of fictional feeding fairy tales and arrive in the world of real-life, factual "dairy tales." They promise to give you and your baby the "happily ever after" you deserve.

Excerpt from the Introduction:

"Fairy tales are great fun, and flood us with good feelings. As an adult, you might feel removed from these childhood tales, but I think we enter the realms of fantasy daily, whenever we look at social media. The internet is a place where many parents present their lives as a fairy tale: their grass is always green, their kitchen is always clean, and there is no baby spit-up to be seen. When it comes to feeding our babies, these fantasy stories can cause issues for those of us trying to figure out “how to do it right.” Because if we don’t know what’s real, it’s easy to start basing our expectations on a world of make believe…and then feeling bad when our experiences don’t measure up.

But never fear!

I’m here to break these negative spells, and set you free from the myths, mysteries and mayhem that surround pumping and bottle feeding. My goal is for you to harness the good feelings and happy outcomes of fairy tales and use them to create your own real-life “dairy tales.” When you’re done reading, you’ll be a pumping pro!"