A Hypnotherapist’s Guide to Dating the Divine

Swipe Right for Spirits

By: Joseph Crown

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

A Hypnotherapist’s Guide to Dating the Divine
Swipe Right for Spirits
A romantasy for anyone who’s ever wanted to be chosen by the cosmos—on their own terms

Jim was just trying to get home.
He definitely didn’t mean to stumble into a summoning circle—and accidentally bind himself to a divine spirit of love with boundary issues, a haunted aura, and metaphysical opinions about modern intimacy.

Now he’s entangled in a cosmic contract with Kiv, a powerful entity whose idea of “connection” feels more like possession than partnership. As divine algorithms awaken, cultists start chanting in hashtags, and reality itself begins to glitch, Jim must confront not just the spirit—but the question at the center of everything:

What is love, if it doesn’t leave room for choice?

Set in a magically warped New Orleans where longing becomes leverage and affection can be programmed, A Hypnotherapist’s Guide to Dating the Divine is a witty, philosophical, and wildly original romantasy about sacred consent, spiritual hunger, and the awkward beauty of being seen without being swallowed.

Perfect for readers who love:

• Comedic romantasy with heart and teeth

• Magical realism that messes with metaphysics

• Spiritual satire, kink theology, and emotional depth

• Accidental soul contracts with divine complications

• Romance that respects autonomy as much as desire

You don’t have to be whole to be wanted.
But you should always be free to say no.

Interesting and engaging tale

Does love have a spirit? Can it be summoned? What happens when teenagers try to summon it?