Adult ADHD and the F*cking Squirrel

This squirrel just got diagnosed with ADHD and I'm not sure what to do about it

By: Chloe B Johnson

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

“Oh, look, a squirrel”, the classic example popularised as the reflection of ADHD, but it's not just that the squirrel, is it? But also that it has a brown tail that looks like that line on the back of the dog's ridge, which you used to play catch with in the park with the oddly shaped pathway that has that broken edge that is shaped like an egg but bigger than what a reasonable chicken could lay, except for those chickens you saw at that petting zoo once, damn those chickens were as big as turkeys at thanksgiving, like the one your uncle tried to deep fry and nearly burnt the house down and the fire brigade had to be called, and that was an amazing year. Oh, where did the squirrel go?

Adult ADHD and the f*cking squirrel is a book about living with and managing adult ADHD. I know what you're thinking, "What's special about that?" Well, let me tell you, this book is different in the most unexpected way. This book will be the first of its kind to talk about these specific issues in a witty and entertaining way, as well as provide practical solutions on how to deal with them.

Topics discussed in this book:

• The F*cking Squirrel
• It's Not Always Easy
• ADHD and Procrastination
• Where the Hell Did I Put My Keys?
• ADHD and Adulting
• Something Is Missing from This Picture
• The GREEN-EYED Monster
• Blame It on the Rain
• Half Decaf Half Caffeine with Extra Cream and Sugar
• ADHD Entrepreneurship at Its Finest
• Adult ADHD and social anxiety
• Adult ADHD is complicated but there are solutions to a lot of the problems that come up.

What??

Book made no sense. Like it was written by someone with adhd and couldn’t stay focused. Just is Chloe 12 years old?