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America Again

Re-becoming the Greatness We Never Weren't

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America Again

By: Stephen Colbert
Narrated by: Stephen Colbert, Tim Meadows, Jordin Ruderman
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Book store nation, in the history of mankind there has never been a greater country than America. You could say we're the #1 nation at being the best at greatness.

But as perfect as America is in every single way, America is broken! And we can't exchange it because we're 236 years past the 30-day return window. Look around--we don't make anything anymore, we've mortgaged our future to China, and the Apologist-in-Chief goes on world tours just to bow before foreign leaders. Worse, the L.A. Four Seasons Hotel doesn't even have a dedicated phone button for the Spa. You have to dial an extension! Where did we lose our way?!

It's high time we restored America to the greatness it never lost!

Luckily, America Again will singlebookedly pull this country back from the brink. It features everything from chapters, to page numbers, to fonts. Covering subject's ranging from healthcare ("I shudder to think where we'd be without the wide variety of prescription drugs to treat our maladies, such as think-shuddering") to the economy ("Life is giving us lemons, and we're shipping them to the Chinese to make our lemon-flavored leadonade") to food ("Feel free to deep fry this book-it's a rich source of fiber"), Stephen gives America the dose of truth it needs to get back on track.
Politics & Government Funny Witty Health Care Thought-Provoking Political Science
Brilliant Satire • Sharp Wit • Excellent Narration • Insightful Commentary • Clever Humor • Political Insights

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I enjoyed the few hours of lighthearted political commentary. There wasn't really anything here to make me think. I'm not saying that sort of thing is necessary. This is a funny and intelligent book, but I don't really feel I gained anything from it.

Pretty Whitty and Funny - Light On Content

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Not really. The recording couldn't hold my attention. I kept finding myself drifting off. It's basically the summation of The Colbert Report but way too long with no audience feed-back to keep Stephen lively. It's just repetitive conservative parody/bashing the whole time and it gets old after a bit. I kind of wish I used my credit to by Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter instead. I'll stick to watching the TV show instead.

Meh.

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Absolutely hilarious! It's so well written you'd swear it was a highlights reel of the Colbert Report.

such a good listen

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I really enjoyed thus book. It was fun to listen to while driving. I reccomend it.

Really well done

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Loved it! LOL'd the whole way through. Buy this book now and make America great again!

Super Funny book!!!!!!!!

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