Assholes From Space

By: Bronco Hammer

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

ASSHOLES FROM SPACE Meet the fictional persona of Bronco Hammer, a patriotic, knuckle dragging, cowboy from Texas, as he tries to save Los Angeles from the trifecta of crummy days…. a surprise attack by zombies, dinosaurs, and aliens… and the aliens are total jerks. With help of survivors from the California National Guard, LAPD, some downtown cubicle rats, and a corner convenience store clerk, Bronco Hammer goes on offense against assholes from space. Yeah, it could happen… and Bronco Hammer might just save the day. Prepare for: • Heroic Soldiers • Fearless Texans • Heroic Cops • Rough Language • Shooting • Vomit • Accents criticized • Foreigners insulted • Cultures made fun of • Explosions • Lizards demeaned • Mayhem

Mon-PC

Mostly read well. Some inflection directed in the text not used as a human reader would.

loved the characters

weak predictable plot nice job throwing in dino's
and zombies.but would've liked more difficult twists

AI voice was same for all characters

AI voice was same for every character. The story was interesting, but could have been better.

Hilarious.

I really don’t know if this is a parody of the zombie genre of audiobooks or a slam on society as a whole. But there was more than one time that I laughed at the complete absurdity of it all. The very fact that it is AI narrated makes it even more hilarious.

This Book is for Conservative Cowboys

The performance received 2 stars because it’s voiced by AI. I couldn’t finish the book, but if I did I would have made it a drinking game! *Take a shot every time the main character says something off-putting.*
This is a story about the whole world crumbling, and the only person who can save them is a man who still wears cowboy hats, and refers to the ‘Ukrainian’ supporting character as ‘Mexican.’ I listened for a while to see if there was any foreshadowing of a character arc for the cowboy, but the writing was so bad I gave up. I recommend this book for anybody wanting a good laugh, or for anybody who will be voting for Trump in the ‘24 election. Would love to hear someone’s opinion who managed to finish the book!