Lessons from Hollywood

How to Make it in the Only Industry that Matters

By: Henry Hilltop-Gould

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

★★★Henry Hilltop-Gould is giving it all away!★★★

Writer, director, producer, performer, scion, and general badass, Henry Hilltop-Gould is one of Hollywood's true unsung heroes. You've never heard of him, but you have heard of his work. He's a one man Illuminati! With hands in so many pies you might forgive him for not having the six pack he had in his youth. Don't worry though, ladies, he's still packing heat!

Part memoir, part confessional, part instructional how-to manual that will teach you all how and why and when to break into Hollywood and kickstart your own careers, this book is a must have for anyone looking to get into the greatest show on earth. Whether you're an actor, a writer, a director, or some periphery job, this book has all the advice you would need to make you claim. And learn a little about yourselves along the way!

"That's Hollywood, Baby!"™

With his trademarked wit, stoicism, and precision focus, Henry Hilltop-Gould will take you where you want to be! You may not like the words he shares, and he may not be PC by modern woke standards, but boy does he know what he's talking about! Having been involved in some of the largest film franchises on earth, coming from a family with over a century in Hollywood, and an ex wife you may remember from early 00s kid's cable who he's still friends with even after all these years, you need to hear what this man is saying. For your own good. For the future of Hollywood! With an industry being taken over by people whose parents aren't even in the business, or indeed any business, Henry wants to ensure a future with all the right people in it. If you catch my drift.

"Welcome to Hollywood, Kid!" ™

Broken down into chunks this book will give you everything! And unlike so many of those so-called writing bibles out there, this one won't reference the same films every couple of paragraphs to pad the wordcount. You know what I mean? Like, how many times to we need to be reminded about what happens in The Matrix or Godfather? Five times a page? You're having a laugh, Syd, please seek professional help! Because the age of bilking young hopefuls is over and now the true UP AND COMER® of Hollywood is coming to balance some books, to right some wrongs, and give the keys of the kingdom to the people who deserve it. Finally, a book about film for everyone. Everyone in the world.

"To read this book is to come closer to god!"

What others have said about this book:

NB: Due to issues with milksop, parasitic agents and managers, these quotes have been pulled from the publisher with fear of lawsuit. But we refuse to back down. Names have been altered to keep the stupid little agents happy, but we all know who we're talking about here. These guys are the experts right here.

"If you've been busy reading Screenplay or Save the Cat, you've been wasting your time. This shit right here is fire, my G, you know what I am saying? This 100% proof for all yall real artists out there." Max Lantern

"Finally, a book that will help everyone become an artist of my caliber. Welcome. It was lonely in here. Thanks to Henry for introducing me to so many new wonderful faces!" Sinclair O'Titan

"You don't have to be a superhero to make waves now! Like a modern Robin Hood, Henry Hilltop-Gould coming to the masses with every tool they will need to make films and get into the business. A modern prometheus, like Frankenstein. But only Jewish on his mother's side." Arthur B. Sane.