A Sexy Snake for Your Spring Break? We’ll Settle for a Doggy Noggin, Thanks

Tim Conway Jr. Hour 2 (3.24)

Bellio is deathly afraid of snakes, as are many pussies. Springbreakers say they found a python curled up in their bed at an Airbnb rental in Florida! United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby warns travelers to purchase their airfare tickets now for summertime travel because prices will likely go up due to rising fuel costs. Our pets are aging — we don’t like that. But dog brains may hold the key to age-related illnesses in their two-legged besties, i.e., us! Is there a study on how farts affect short people and dogs? Owning a pet is very expensive nowadays. Apparently, pet care has gone up 10% in the past year alone. Now in parts of Los Angeles, there are homeless people living in the sewers. Humans should not be living like rats. Meanwhile, people in Huntington Beach are losing their yards to old sewer lines that come through their properties after Orange County seized the backyard spaces.

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