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BITE ME

By: Steven Doornbos
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Some vampires sparkle.
Some brood.
Bartholomew Black just wants to nap.

He’s the oldest vampire in the world—grumpy, ancient, and occasionally forgetful. For centuries, he’s avoided the spotlight (and garlic) by hiding out in a castle with his overly chatty bat companion, Kevin. But when a mysterious visitor shatters his eternal snooze, Bartholomew is thrust back into a world of deadly secrets, creepy mirrors, undead politics, and one very sarcastic were-hamster.

And that’s before the mimic shows up.

Bite Me is a dark, dramatic, and wickedly funny adventure into the shadows of immortality. With epic battles, snappy dialogue, spooky suspense, and the kind of friendship that lasts longer than forever, this is not your usual vampire story.

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