Barf, Bullies, and Mulberries Audiobook By Joanna Slodownik, J.A. Slodownik cover art

Barf, Bullies, and Mulberries

My Middle School Misadventures

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Barf, Bullies, and Mulberries

By: Joanna Slodownik, J.A. Slodownik
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After being awarded the Biggest Loser badges by the popular vote, Adam, Diego, and Jai are officially at the top of the Wall of Shame in their school, but does that mean they're going to sit around and whine about it?

Well... maybe a bit, but not for long!

The three friends are assigned an impossible mission by the school principal to convince their classmates to start eating healthy foods served in the cafeteria. Everybody knows fruits, veggies, and greens may be good for your body, but are disastrous for your image, and most teenagers would rather be caught dead than eating steamed broccoli, kale, or tofu.

It's not just super-hard to do.

It's Mission Impossible!
Or is it?

Armed with blenders, juicers, and vegetable peelers, the trio sets off on the quest to win the Science Fair contest, against the Strong and Fit Team, lead by two school bullies, who won't shy away from anything to wipe all competitors off their way...

★★★★★ Funny. Entertaining. Highly recommended!

★★★★★ Buy the book and start reading and laughing today!

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