Bigfoot Breach

Containment Failed. Panic Begins.

By: Frankie Fen

Narrated by: Lily Cate

Subject A-23 has escaped. Crooked Combe is about to get... hairier.

When an underground lab beneath a sleepy British village loses power, all hell breaks loose—literally. The experiment they swore was "contained" has clawed its way to the surface. It's eight feet tall, covered in fur, and learning faster than your Aunt Doris with a new Wi-Fi router.

Up top, the villagers are blissfully unaware—until the fuse box starts leaking glowing goo, the barman goes missing (his shoes don't), and the Women’s Institute arms itself with weaponised jam.

What follows is ten chapters of escalating chaos involving conspiracy theorists, malfunctioning drones, rogue funerals, weaponised knitting, and a cryptid with a taste for brainpower. As the Ministry prepares to napalm the evidence, the villagers must decide: submit to extermination, or mount a final stand with hedge trimmers and passive aggression.

Think Stranger Things meets Hot Fuzz… with extra jam.

Perfect for fans of British satire, cryptid horror, and black comedy, Bigfoot Breach is a fast-paced novella packed with dry wit, monstrous mayhem, and rural absurdity. You’ll laugh. You’ll wince. You’ll never trust the duck pond again.

©2025 Frankie Fen (P)2025 Frankie Fen