Blott on the Landscape

By: Tom Sharpe

Narrated by: David Suchet

When philandering Sir Giles Lynchwood decides it's time to wriggle free of his monumentally unattractive wife, Lady Maud, he knows divorce is out of the question. He can't leave her and keep her cash; a reversionary clause on her ancestral home, Handyman Hall, has taken care of that. Lady Maud, for her own special reasons, is also dying to see the back of Sir Giles. Sir Giles dreams of motorways ploughing through the front door of Handyman Hall, of compulsory purchase orders, of loot and no wife. Lady Maud bellows. Blott the gardener watches from his inner sanctum, the greenhouse, and listens...and waits.©1985 Tom Sharpe (P)2014 Audible, Inc.

Silly Story Read Perfectly

Tom Sharpe’s tale is silly and absurd, like PG Wodehouse updated to fold in hefty heapings of smarmy R-rated bits. But BLOTT ON THE LANDSCAPE lacks any lovable characters. I would have loved just one of Wodehouse’s standbys: the charmingly oblivious Bertie, the quietly omniscient Jeeves, the hearty, invigorating Aunt Dahlia.

But David Suchet’s reading saves this 20th century relic of black comedy from being the misanthropic waste of time it actually is! I have heard him read Poirot in Agatha Christie audiobooks to perfection. After this listen, I will probably follow him anywhere.

By the way, I haven’t heard such ample use of the word “bitch” since I listened to my son’s hip hop feed on Spotify. After this book, consider it banished from my own vocabulary forever. So there is that to recommend it — I have emerged a bit more enlightened as to what is no longer acceptable to myself!

Love the story

Great performance by mr suchet
Funny!! love lady maud and blot
The characters were classic reminds me of living in shropshire

Brilliant!

A great book, great author, superb performance, enjoyable and funny.
A must read for lovers of dry British humor.

Perfect!

This is exactly what I was looking for. Great story, clever, funny, well written, all the main characters seem like real people and the ending was fantastic.

So unrelentingly funny and creative

Tom Sharpe's masterpiece and one of the top ten all time funny novels. The narrator is great too.