CLUCK ME MAYBE

A Laugh-Out-Loud Small-Town Paranormal Romantic Comedy

By: Patti Petrone Miller

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

After a truly spectacular engagement disaster (the kind that makes strangers whisper and bartenders pour doubles), veterinarian Tori Martin does what any sensible woman would do: she runs. Specifically, to a quiet Texas ranch where the only drama should involve stubborn goats and emotionally unavailable chickens.

Fresh start. New job. Zero romance.

Flawless plan.

It explodes immediately.

Because her new boss is tall, broody, annoyingly competent… and has the emotional availability of a locked barn door. Naturally, this makes him irresistible.

Now Tori’s days are filled with questionable livestock decisions, suspiciously intimate late-night dinners, and trying not to notice how good he looks leaning against literally anything. Meanwhile, the ranch is full of secrets, the townspeople are watching everything, and her “no feelings” rule is hanging on by a thread.

A very thin, very doomed thread.

Cluck Me Maybe is a chaotic, heart-tugging, slow-burn romantic comedy where sparks fly, chickens judge you silently, and falling in love is about as avoidable as stepping in something unfortunate in a pasture.

Because sometimes a fresh start isn’t peaceful.
Sometimes it’s flirty, messy… and comes with feathers. 🐓✨