Carnage À Trois Audiobook By Rick Gualtieri cover art

Carnage À Trois

Bill of the Dead, Book 3

Preview

Audible Standard 30-day free trial

Try Standard free
Select 1 audiobook a month from our entire collection of titles.
Yours as long as you’re a member.
Get unlimited access to bingeable podcasts.
Standard auto renews for $8.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Carnage À Trois

By: Rick Gualtieri
Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
Try Standard free

$8.99 a month after 30 days. Cancel anytime.

Buy for $22.02

Buy for $22.02

ONE GEEK VERSUS A LETHAL LOVE TRIANGLE.

My name’s Bill Ryder and, oddly enough, my lack of heartbeat is probably the least concerning thing in my life right now. My witch girlfriend has been marked for death by a vampire temptress who wants me for herself. With both sides spoiling for a fight, the chances of them talking out their problems over tea are slim.

While I’d love to help smooth things over, I’ve been way too distracted dealing with evil leprechauns and redneck werewolves. Worse, something massive has been spotted prowling the waters of the Hudson—a titanic creature of biblical proportions that’s about to surface and go all kaiju on our asses.

With a tidal wave of chaos closing in, I'll need to choose between my friends, my feelings, and the fate of the world. Sadly, there's little hope of saving everyone I hold dear from the ancient terrors looking to punch all of humanity right in the moby dick.

----------

Join Bill Ryder in this hysterical vampire comedy that blends humor, horror, and stakes to the heart. If you enjoy Jim Butcher, Hunter Blain, Domino Finn, or Shane Silvers, then you’ll want to sink your teeth into the thrilling world of The Tome of Bill series today.

Don’t miss out on the laughter and adventure! Download now and immerse yourself in a supernatural rollercoaster ride that will leave you thirsting for more.

©2021 Rick Gualtieri (P)2026 Rick Gualtieri
Paranormal & Urban Funny Fantasy Witty Urban Paranormal Fiction Geeky Horror Scary

Continue the series

The Liching Hour Audiobook By Rick Gualtieri cover art
The Liching Hour By: Rick Gualtieri
Exciting Adventure • Clever Humor • Fantastic Narration • Likeable Hero • Supernatural Elements • Enjoyable Performance

Highly rated for:

All stars
Most relevant
The unlikely hero is back, and he takes us with him on another amazing rollercoaster ride through the post-Weird Days Earth. Rick is a fantastic storyteller, who not only puts us in the mind if Bill, but continues to give us even more incredible worldbuilding.

Another fantastic adventure!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

I love the story, could do without the excessive vulgar cussing. I’ll continue to book 4 in this series but it’s starting to get old.

Great story

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Rick Gualtieri does it again…delivered an amazing story with amazing characters. Characters who all have their own in depth personalities, so much so that I feel as if I know them all personally. Genuinely excited to see where the story goes next!

And now I’m depressed that I have to wait for the NEXT book for Lord knows how long. Hopefully he doesn’t jump on the GRR train and make us wait decades.

Depression

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Loved every minute of this one. The highs, the lows, and that epilogue! *chefs kiss* now we wait for book 4.

Rick does it again.

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

Once again another brilliant book and a great addition to the Bill of the Dead series. My only negative comment would be 1. Bill seems extra stupid in this one and 2. Christopher John Fetherolf was not consistent with some of the voices of characters from the previous books (for example: Dr. Dave (aka the asshole) and Vincent the Templar). Don't get me wrong, CJF is a brilliant narrator and he does an exceptional job it was just small inconsistencies I noticed. The overall take away is I cannot wait for book 4. I am on the edge of my seat.

love it!!

Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.

See more reviews