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Carter the Farter: A Pungent Pageant

The Best Christmas Fart EVER - A Funny Holiday Book For Kids Ages 8-12

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Carter the Farter: A Pungent Pageant

By: Hilary Alexandra
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Carter the Farter: A Pungent Pageant

The Best Christmas Fart Ever

• Funny Christmas book for kids ages 8-12 filled with laugh-out-loud fart humor and holiday fun

• Perfect Christmas gift idea for kids, families, and reluctant readers who love silly stories

• Hilarious children’s chapter book with a mischievous boy, his cheeky dog, and festive mayhem

• Ideal holiday read-aloud for classrooms, family gatherings, and Christmas storytime

• Part of the popular Seasonal Fartastic Series featuring Carter the Farter and Toot

In the quaint town of Fartlyville, the annual Christmas pageant was the highlight of the season—until Carter the Farter and his loyal dog, Toot, took the stage. Known for his daring mischief and gas-powered surprises, Carter’s idea of “spreading Christmas cheer” comes with a few well-timed rumbles. When the pair are cast as a shepherd and a sheep, rehearsal quickly turns into a “symphony of squeakers,” leaving the audience in stitches.

From chaotic auditions to a stage-shaking finale, A Pungent Pageant: The Best Christmas Fart Ever transforms a traditional children’s pageant into a hysterical, heartwarming holiday story. With side-splitting humor, unforgettable characters, and a touch of Christmas magic, this humorous children’s book is a modern Christmas classic in the making.

Perfect for kids ages 8–12, parents seeking funny Christmas read-alouds, and anyone who loves fart books for kids, this festive fiction celebrates laughter, friendship, and the joy of a holiday gone hilariously wrong.

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