Cat-astrophe On The Coffee Express

A Paw-sitively Puzzling Mystery

By: Iris Thorn

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

All aboard for murder, mocha, and mayhem.

The Coffee Express promises scenic views, artisan brews, and a relaxing day away from my barista gig with my best friends. Blink, my one-eyed, telepathic cat (who communicates exclusively in sarcasm) is along for the ride too. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything, apparently.

When Bradford Sterling, a snobby celebrity coffee critic, drops dead mid-sip, the train goes into lockdown. Awesome. We have a killer on board.

Bored and curious, we dive into sleuth mode armed with caffeine and zero qualifications. Blink silently judges our every move and reminds me that he could solve this faster.

Blink says every mystery starts with a list of “likely humans.” He’s not wrong.The suspects include a twitchy tabloid reporter, a frosty socialite with a secret, a latte-obsessed influencer livestreaming the chaos, and a conductor who’s one tantrum away from derailment.

This isn’t just a whodunit.
It’s a high-stakes game of cat and mouse.
If we don’t catch the killer soon,
Someone’s next coffee order might be their last.

A clever and cozy whodunit full of quirky suspects, snappy banter, and one telepathic cat with a taste for biscotti and trouble. Perfect for fans of lighthearted crime, small-town secrets, and feline sidekicks.