Cedric III, Part 2

Vidalia Haggis and Other Universal Truths

By: J.G. O'Sax

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Back of the Book Blurb
In Cedric III, Part 2: Vidalia Haggis and Other Universal Truths, Southern chaos reaches its mythic apex. Across five stories, Cedric Fitzhugh—equal parts reluctant hero, bourbon strategist, and curator of disaster—navigates the absurd rituals of Caterwaul County, Jabberwocky Junction, and Hot Coffee, Mississippi, where tradition isn’t just a pastime—it’s a full-contact sport. From birthday revelry turned municipal meltdown to a raccoon-fueled etiquette war, a psychoactive garden party, and a cotillion tribunal over lost fig preserves, Cedric must outwit débutante overlords, coffee cultists, and spectral jazz goats to preserve legacy, dignity, and his own tenuous grip on sanity. Etiquette collapses. Bureaucracy buckles. Chaos reigns supreme.
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Five stories. Five Southern calamities. One unfortunate man. Cedric III, Part 2: Vidalia Haggis and Other Universal Truths plunges Cedric Fitzhugh into a labyrinth of surreal disasters—from raccoon uprisings and poultry duels to ancestral warfare over bourbon and fig preserves. His sister Sally, clipboard-wielding assistant Arora, and a rotating cast of gators, goats, and municipal enforcers stand witness as Cedric battles bureaucracy, tradition, and the gravitational pull of Southern legend. Disaster isn’t a threat—it’s an inheritance.
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Across five absurdist Southern showdowns, Cedric Fitzhugh must survive cotillion conspiracies, etiquette warfare, culinary sabotage, and the mystical forces of jazz-fueled bureaucracy—all while wrangling chaos into folklore and catastrophe into legacy.