Close Encounters with Tort$

A Legal Farce

By: T. C. Morrison

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

“WHO PUT THE BOTS IN THE TORT$? is Hilarious! You don’t have to be a lawyer to enjoy this laugh-out-loud funny book.”
—Liz McClelland, Retired Wealth Adviser

“Pap” and “Pup” Peters, those intrepid tort lawyers whose hilarious exploits have delighted readers of the four prior books in this series, return with yet another round of legal shenanigans that will make you laugh until you cry.
Their latest exploits find them defending the eccentric Mona Lott, who has been arrested for disclosing classified information regarding the mysterious UFOs that have been sighted over the East Coast. Mona’s case eventually leads the brothers to being “persuaded” by the CIA to represent the Government in a lawsuit against Russia, its spy agency and some unsavory oligarchs for using drones to spy on US airbases and naval installations.

All the while the brothers maintain their lucrative class action practice by pursuing a shareholders’ class action case against the Walt Disney Company for the fiasco surrounding its remake of “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs” and the inexplicable omission of the hit song “Some Day My Prince Will Come” from the movie. Settle into your favorite chair for the non-stop laughs.


A graduate of Otterbein University (Ohio) and New York University Law School, T. C. Morrison spent four years in the U.S. Air Force Judge Advocate General Corps and then 46 years trying cases and arguing appeals around the country for three New York City law firms. Following retirement, he took up writing satirical novels about lawyers. The novels all feature the twin brothers Pap and Pup Peters who leave their respective New York City law firms to start up a small firm specializing in plaintiffs’ class actions.