Clowns Vs. Spiders

By: Jeff Strand

Narrated by: Joe Hempel

Jaunty the Clown just wants to entertain families with lighthearted slapstick antics, but people think of clowns as terrifying, nightmarish creatures who hide in closets or under beds. When Jaunty, along with his fellow performers Guffaw, Wagon, Reginald the Pleasant Clown, and Bluehead are fired from the circus, they're told that the world just doesn't like clowns anymore.

Still, clowns have to eat. And since these clowns don't eat children, to make ends meet they're eventually forced to take a job in a popular haunted attraction, the Mountain of Terror. Instead of charming entertainers, they're now scary clowns. A zombie clown. A demon clown. A creepy doll clown.

But the town is about to discover something more frightening than clowns. Because on opening night, millions of oversized spiders emerge from a cave and begin their deadly invasion....

From Bram Stoker Award-nominated author Jeff Strand comes an insane mix of shameless silliness and grisly creepy-crawly horror. Clowns vs. Spiders. Who will win?

©2019 Jeff Strand (P)2019 Tantor

I don't usually laugh out loud

This is so wonderfully campy and ridiculous...and subtly, artfully delivered by Joe Hempel. Such a fun listen!

Nice listen

I enjoyed the storyline and the performance. Just discovering the author and will definitely listen to more.

Jeff Strand's witty and eccentric story telling

Clowns Vs Spider is a ecentric and witty store. combing prevalent freas with all the horro and gore you would expect with a light heart dry sence approach. Sure to cause those who frear clowns or spiders with all the skin crawling, spine tingling apprehension, while you rolling with laughter.

Excellent!!!!

Wow ! I can't even describe how much I loved this book ! The story , the author and the narrator!!
This one I didn't have to use a credit for , but I loved it so much I just bought another of his books !

So much fun!

Lol, this book is really wonderful!! Every B rated monster movie was brought to life in this story, and that's awesome!! Great narration!