Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

By: Mark Waddell

Narrated by: Pete Cross

A USA TODAY BESTSELLER!

WARNING! Under no circumstances must employees strike a deal with unauthorized personnel on Dark Enterprises property. Such behavior may result in death…or the end of the world.

Colin is a low-level employee at Dark Enterprises, a Hell-like multinational corporation solving the world’s most difficult problems in deeply questionable ways. After years of toiling away in a cubicle, he’s ready to climb the corporate ladder and claim the power he’s never had.

The only problem is, he’s pretty sure he’s about to be terminated. Like, terminated. That’s tough, because his BFF has just set him up with a great guy. In fact, maybe he’s a little too great. And he asks a lot of questions . . .

When Colin meets a shadowy figure promising his deepest desire in return for a small, unspecified favor, he can’t resist the urge to fast-track his goals. He asks for the one thing that will improve his life: a promotion.

But that small favor unleashes an ancient evil. People in New York are disappearing, the world might be ending, and Management is starting to notice. Getting to the top is never easy, and now it’s up to Colin to save the world. It’s the ultimate power move, after all.

Critic reviews

Praise for Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World

"The humor throughout this novel is delightfully witty in a way that fans of dry satire will greatly enjoy. Filled with top-notch worldbuilding, entertaining antagonists, and tongue-in-cheek charm...this novel is not to be missed for fans of urban fantasy that gently toes the horror line. A charming corporate horror novel with a whole lot of heart."
—Kirkus (starred review)

“Most readers won’t have experienced as much workplace death, dismemberment, or eldritch horror as Colin, but this underdog revenge fantasy is for anyone who has been bullied, ignored, or taken advantage of.”
—Library Journal

"This book is anything but another day at the office. Charmingly twisted and twistedly charming, Colin Gets Promoted and Dooms the World is as timely and poignant as it is witty and imaginative."
—Maxie Dara, author of A Grim Reaper's Guide to Catching a Killer

"If you want your moral centre to be gleefully eroded by indefensible characters, selfish love, and literally cutthroat office politics, this is the vice for you."
—Natalie Zina Walschots, author of Hench

“Waddell delivers the perfect balance of humor, chaos, and horror into a terrific page-turning narrative.”
—Criminal Element

"With plenty of jokes about shady executives, corporate drudgery, and ritual sacrifice, Waddell has created a romp that will have readers wondering how Colin will get himself and the world out of the mess he's created...hilarious contemporary fantasy."
—Shelf Awareness

“The blend of corporate satire with eldritch horror made for a sharp, entertaining fusion that felt both absurd and uncomfortably fitting.”
—Game Vortex

"This book was a whole lot of fun!"
—FanFiAddict

Loved it!

This story was entertaining, but also made me question our very existence and why we do what we do… I really enjoyed listening to this and I highly recommend it.

fun listen

this was a fun read. snarky main character, interesting world building, left me asking questions hoping there is going to be more revealed in this realm. don't think about it too much.

Dark Satire at it's finest!

This is a deliciously dark sarire, full of irony and evil deeds. It's a hilarious take on corporate culture.

Trying to be dark Harry Potter kind of thing and it’s shallow

While I admire the author taking the time to write a book, but wasn’t my thing. Not a likeable main character, irresponsible, and kind of dumb dialogue.

Story was interesting…but

Story theme was very interesting with the exception of the main character. So annoying and self absorbed. I found myself rooting against him.