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Consultation with a Vampire

How to Succeed in Evil, Book 1

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Consultation with a Vampire

By: Patrick E. McLean
Narrated by: Patrick E. McLean
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Edwin Windsor, Evil Efficiency Consultant, returns with his manic lawyer Topper and his faithful secretary in this prequel to How to Succeed in Evil. Edwin is approached by a vampire, who offers him the prospect of eternal life if Edwin will help him with the troubles the modern world has presented his kind. It's Edwin versus Nosferatu in this insightful satire of the highly exploited vampire genre.

©2012, 2013 Patrick E. McLean (P)2013 Patrick E. McLean
Literature & Fiction Paranormal & Urban Fantasy Paranormal Fiction Witty Comedy Superhero
Excellent Story • Unforgettable Characters • Broad Voice Range • Clever Writing • Logical Plot • Surprising Twist

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Be patient, the excellent story will surprise you with its logic and coldness. Kudos to the author. I can't wait Until the next evil consultant story. Maybe this one will be a werewolf. (If there will be a next story of course...hint hint!)

Cruelly Delicious!

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I enjoyed this book far more than I thought I would. Great storytelling, unforgettable characters, and a nice twist at the end.

Chuckles galore!

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this book taught me so many things about how to be maniacal manipulative so I suppose the best compliment I can give this is wonderful is thank you

absolutely fabulous

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An extremely clever and fun read. the author has a great sense of irony. Loved it!

Fun Read

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Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

I would recommend this to all my friends. This book is a cure for the current juvenile vampire fetish.

What was one of the most memorable moments of Consultation with a Vampire?

Every time the protagonist and his sidekicks interact with the vampires.

Which character – as performed by Patrick E. McLean – was your favorite?

His secretary and the former nanny.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

I laughed many times and wished I could be as eloquent as Mr. McLean.

Any additional comments?

Please, please record the next book in this series. Mr. McLean's writing style and performance are memorable and leave you wanting more.

Witty, Acerbic, Elegant.

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