Cosmic Collisions

A Space Opera Harem Adventure

By: Jon Roberts

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

The job sounded simple.
Fly a priceless alien relic across the galaxy.
Get paid.
Retire filthy rich.

One small hitch: the relic is welded to the arm of a hot, silent cyborg who might stab you before breakfast.

Now Captain Orion’s stuck babysitting a moody ninja, dodging bounty hunters, navigating crew drama, and trying really hard not to hook up with the wrong woman.

Spoiler: he fails.

Cosmic Collisions is what happens when you mix space battles, cybernetic curves, and zero-g threesomes. Fast ships, big guns, and women who don’t always play nice.

Content Warning: For adults only (18+). Includes graphic MF, FMF, FMFF and FF heat, sharp tech, sharp tongues, and multiple breaches of spacefaring protocol.

🇬🇧 Note: This series is written in British English. Yes, I spell “armour” and “organise” with a u. No, I won’t apologise (see what I did there?). But don’t worry—my next series will be in American English. I hear there’s a larger market... and I can learn to live without the letter u. Maybe.

I'm glad this was free

This entire book feels like it was both written and performed by A.I. The transitions are abrupt. it's hard to know who is speaking sometimes. and the monotone computer mispronounciations don't help.

Okay start, quickly unravels

This is not a good story, and the virtual voice narration does not do it any favors. Tone and plot were all over the place, with characters being wildly inconsistent and often downright nonsensical.
I highly suspect the story itself was AI generated, with minimal (if any) editing.

You lost me at they/them

I love science fiction and anything space alien related but they/them is just too far fetched for even me to believe.