Crash The Cat

By: Steven Doornbos

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Meet Charles Emerson Crashoweski the Third—better known as Crash—a green-eyed, red-furred, fur-matted feline with more attitude than manners. Aloof, opinionated, and morally allergic to effort (unless tuna is involved), Crash is a cat with one mission: stay out of trouble… unless trouble deserves it.

In a world overrun by smart appliances, nosy humans, and wannabe kittens named Buttons, Crash delivers an epic, hilarious, tail-whipping account of what it means to be a cat who simply cannot be bothered—until the fate of the living room (and the litter box) depends on him.

Prepare to laugh, cringe, and emotionally combust as Crash narrates his way through chaos, conspiracy, and catnip—with a nap between each crisis, of course.