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DATING IN 2026

By: EARL JONES (I)
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“Love, laughs, and lawsuits — surviving romance in 2026 is harder than passing a calculus final.”

Welcome to the wild, expensive, and absolutely absurd world of dating in 2026. Gone are the days of asking for a phone number or grabbing coffee on a first date — now you’ve got AI girlfriends, $400 dinners, social media callouts, ghosting, breadcrumbing, and deepfake catfish lurking at every corner. With razor-sharp humor in the style of Katt Williams, this book takes you on a chaotic ride through modern romance, showing that love is still possible… if you can survive the ridiculous rules, filters, and digital drama. Get ready to laugh, cringe, and maybe even cry a little — all while swiping right.

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