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Damn Ernie

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Damn Ernie

By: Clarence Carter
Narrated by: Todd Waites
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A war veteran finds himself trapped in a nursing home against his will. Determined to escape, he employs a series of humorous pranks and malicious jokes to try and get kicked out. However, the staff and residents are unprepared for his antics, leading to a hilarious and unpredictable journey.

©2023 Clarence Carter (P)2023 Clarence Carter Literature & Fiction Funny Comedy Witty Satire
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This story is one of my favorites by Clarence Carter. It's funny to see Ernie deliver his pranks, but the story also has a lot of heart, and the direction it takes by the end is very sweet. Todd Waites does a wonderful job narrating as well.

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