Dead Straight

By: K T Bowes

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

What does sex lube, a murder, and a secret guild of women have in common?

Kit Maguire is the link. That, and her discovery that the purple-willy-shaped tube of lube is fantastic for styling her wayward hair.

A national disaster means the lube is in short supply and the hunt is on to find more before Kit’s curls turn to frizz. The Women with Curls guild is desperate for a demonstration but Kit isn’t keen on sharing what little she has left.

When the handsome Jackson Delaney arrests her for the murder of her boss, Kit is faced with life in prison and the threat of a permanent ponytail.

It’s up to her flat mates to discover who really killed the lovely Mr Roy, but can the two vicars and an absent-minded scientist find the key to Kit’s innocence before it’s too late?

Start reading this hysterically funny novel today.

The queen of curly hair herself has called it, 'Hairlarious.'