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Don't Mention The Hen Weekend

A Mary Brown Novel

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Don't Mention The Hen Weekend

By: Bernice Bloom
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A wonderful new novel from the No.1 bestselling author Bernice Bloom

DON'T MENTION THE HEN WEEKEND!

‘A great new adventure with the magnificent Mary Brown. What a splendid read!’

'It's always a time for celebration when a new novel from Bernice Bloom arrives. This one is wonderful.'

Mary Brown is getting married. She’s overjoyed and under-prepared, but that won’t stop her from heading off for a hen weekend with five of her best friends.

They head to Crete to enjoy the sunshine, friendship, wine, and parties. What could possibly go wrong?

A lot, it would seem…

Their Sound of Music theme doesn't go down well with the locals, and soon the laughter turns to tears when police cars arrive and accuse them of a host of misdemeanours.

Mary is terrified. It's just two days before she marries the man of her dreams.
Will she and her bridesmaids escape jail and get home in time for the wedding?

And will they be able to keep their hen weekend antics a secret?

With a tricky best man who is watching their every move and a jealous sunbather who didn't like their flirty behaviour, the hens have the odds stacked against them.


'I wildly good romantic comedy. Top of the tree.'

'Loved it, loved it, loved it.'

'I'll never go anywhere in fancy dress again without thinking of this. Just brilliant.'
Genre Fiction Holidays Romantic Comedy
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I didn't like the virtual voice. Some of it seemed as if there was a human voice but mixed w/ virtual. At times I almost got used to it, but then if I stopped & restarted later I had to get used to it all over again. Story was very cute & very funny. If it was narrated by a human narrator, I definitely would be waiting to see their adventures on their honeymoon plus!

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