EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL

A Darkly Hilarious LITRPG Adventure of Politics, Evolution, and Apocalyptic Bureaucracy

By: Lina Will

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Sarah used to worry about getting harvested.
Now she has bigger problems.

She is a hybrid dungeon core, a magical anomaly, and the beating heart of a growing underground stronghold. She has goblins to protect, kobolds to arm, a princess hiding in her guest quarters, and a kingdom outside her walls trying to decide whether she is a miracle, a threat, or a resource waiting to be claimed.

The answer gets a lot worse when Sarah learns the truth.

Princess Ariella is not just a refugee. Sarah is not just a weird magical crystal. Together, they are pieces of an ancient ritual powerful enough to reshape reality, and the people hunting them are running out of time. That means the diplomacy is ending. The probes are getting more aggressive. And the next knock on Sarah’s boundary might not be polite.

Good thing Sarah is done being easy to kill.

With Glitz providing enthusiastic chaos, Ariella turning her dungeon into a defensible masterpiece, and the Network finally realizing how catastrophic this can become, Sarah is about to find out what happens when a magic rock stops hiding and starts building something worth defending.

EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL is a darkly hilarious LitRPG adventure packed with dungeon progression, magical politics, found family, tactical defense, and a heroine who keeps getting more dangerous every time the world makes the mistake of underestimating her.

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Sarah used to worry about getting harvested.
Now she has bigger problems.

She is a hybrid dungeon core, a magical anomaly, and the heart of a growing underground stronghold. She has goblins to protect, kobolds to arm, a princess hiding in her guest quarters, and a kingdom outside her walls trying to decide whether she is a miracle, a threat, or a prize waiting to be claimed.

Then Sarah learns the truth.

Princess Ariella is not just a refugee. Sarah is not just a magical crystal. Together, they are key pieces in an ancient ritual powerful enough to reshape reality itself, and the people hunting them are running out of time. Diplomacy is failing. The pressure is rising. And the next force to cross Sarah’s boundary may not come asking politely.

Good thing Sarah is done being easy to kill.

With Glitz supplying chaos, Ariella helping turn the dungeon into a fortress, and Sarah’s strange little found family growing into something real, the stakes are no longer survival alone. Now the fight is about sovereignty, community, and building something worth defending.

EVERYONE WANTS A PIECE OF YOUR SOUL is a darkly hilarious LitRPG adventure featuring dungeon progression, magical politics, tactical defense, found family, and a heroine who becomes more dangerous every time the world underestimates her.