Escape from Happydale

The Last Final Girl: 1

By: Jack Quaid

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Stephen King meets Quentin Tarantino At the end of every horror movie, one girl always survives the deadly slasher… In this case, Parker Ames not only survives, she turns the tables and dedicates her life to hunting and destroying the monsters that stalk slumber parties and campsites all across the country. Ten years after the horrific events known as the Massacre at Coffin Bay, Parker’s world has been flipped totally upside down. She’s no longer the nerdy teenage girl who would run and hide from the things that go bump in the night. Now Parker is the thing that goes bump in the night. After years of traveling the country and hunting some of the world’s most dangerous slashers, Parker returns home when she hears that Hurricane Williams, the deranged slasher who slaughtered her family, has resurfaced and continued his killing spree. Armed with her trusty chain saw, affectionately named Aerosmith, she sets out on a path of revenge and redemption. If you love 80s horror movies and killer books like My Best Friend’s Exorcism, you’ll love Escape from Happydale. Start reading this scary 80s, hack ‘n’ slash masterpiece now!

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I tried getting into this story but the AI generated narration was grating. I had to turn the story off due to frustration from sensory overload.