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Everything I Touch Turns to Tacos

By: James Johnson
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Max just wanted a skateboard... not a superpower. After a failed job interview at Chipotle and a crazy encounter with a mysterious taco truck, Max finds himself cursed (or blessed?) with the strangest gift of all: everything he touches turns into tacos. His toothbrush? Taco. His math homework? Taco. His mom? Oh no. As Max tries to navigate his taco-fied world, he discovers that sometimes the things we want most come wrapped in the things we least expect. It’s messy. It’s saucy. It’s hilarious. And it might just change everything. A wildly funny children’s story about consequences, empathy, and sharing what you’ve got—especially if what you’ve got is tacos. Perfect for kids ages 6–10, taco lovers, and anyone who's ever wished for a little magic (or lunch).

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Humorous Fiction Literature & Fiction Funny Witty
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