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F**ker, The Christmas Mouse

By: Paula Landry
Narrated by: Deanna Henson
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The story of a starry-eyed performer who dreams of performing with the Rockettes, F--ker, The Christmas Mouse, is a heart-warming and ludicrous tale of holiday dreams come true....

©2018 Paula Landry (P)2018 Paula Landry
Literature & Fiction Fiction Genre Fiction Feel-Good Christmas Heartfelt Holidays Winter Dream
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This book was a very quick and enjoyable listen for me. As a New Yorker, I totally got it and appreciate this super descriptive tale.

If you have never experienced all the wonderful joy, directness, chaos and hustle that is New York City you may not relate to it as much as I did, but I recommend checking out fun and light hearted hold no punches book. Well done Ms. Landry.

Adorable Short Tale

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Clever, engaging, and refreshing. We are lucky to be able to get imaginative, professional story-telling like this with a click of the button. Definitely the best 45 minutes of my pre-Christmas day!

Urban Alternative to Hallmark Smalltown Stories

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So WHAT if Christmas came and went! This delightful little holiday/showbiz story is universal (even in the dead of summer). Ms. Landry comically nailed the anxiety, struggles and insecurities of a New York transplant trying to make it in entertainment and raised the stakes even higher by introducing a certain unwanted little creature who knows how to get around. Also, real good narration by Deanna Henson as well as the guy covering all the male voices. Not a creature was stirring? Not even a mouse? Guess, again!

Stumbled Upon This Gem!

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Extraordinary detail and channeling of a Dancer, poignant, bittersweet - a most talented writer and fun offbeat story!

Funny, original and uniquely hilarious!

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I returned this book and got my credit back (thank you, Audible, for providing this excellent option when needed). This book has no redeeming qualities. You’ve got an unlikeable protagonist, a depressing situation, a ridiculous paranoia with an innocuous creature...and i could not even get to the end of this before bailing. There are a lot of great Christmas books out there on audible, so I don’t recommend this one.

Hard pass; not funny

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