Fangs for the Memories

By: Mark Boyer

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Fangs for the Memories
A Chaotic, Queer, and Completely Unhinged Paranormal Rom-Com

Welcome to the most gloriously unhinged found-family saga you never knew you needed.

Sebastian Nocturne is a dramatic, centuries-old gay vampire with a flair for capes, sarcasm, and emotional breakdowns. But even immortality can’t prepare him for this level of chaotic fun—especially when your best friends include a flannel-loving werebear with feelings, a shapeshifting pooka who turns into a corgi when anxious, and a foul-mouthed sea hag with a crab army and a taste for gin.

From brunch wars and glitter-fueled pride parties to disastrous speed dating, accidental cults, and full-on magical brawls in Whole Foods, this hilariously supernatural crew battles exes, trauma, and their own drama with heart, sass, and way too much glitter.

It’s messy. It’s magical. It’s family.

If you like queer chaos, cozy monsters, emotional support mimosa rituals, and stories where healing is loud, weird, and sparkly—this one’s for you.