Fistful of Levels - Book 2 : Mop-Fu

A Humorous LitRPG Adventure — Dungeon Crawl, Simple Stats, Fast Fights

By: Craig Zerf

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Drew is still gloriously, infuriatingly Level 1—a system glitch with a mop, a bucket, and a talent for clean fights. The city wants “Safety Subscriptions.” The kitchens want their cleaver back. The tunnels want benches, not rope. Drew wants people to stop slipping on bad ideas.

When a kitchen ogre starts taxing stew with a slab of steel, Drew walks in with a pot lid and footwork. When West Market tries to sell protection with whistles, he answers with Service Lane Protocol: inside voices, lantern low/high, benches before barrels, hands point with feet. Night runs, quiet craft, zero spectacle. He’ll clinch, Sweep, and drop an Anywhere Punch on zero—release, don’t wreck—while Tig logs the receipts, Tall writes the route in light, Short seats the wedges, and Merry eats the slick that would’ve become a story.

No fancy stats. No secret rules. Just a stubborn Empty Hand Warrior turning a city into a place that sits down before it argues.

If you like witty brawls, working-class heroics, and a hero everyone underestimates, grab Mop-Fu today and watch Level 1 run the table with a cup of tea and a clean palm strike.

One click. Benches first. No rope.