Fistful of Levels - Book 9: Dungeon Amnesty

A Humorous LitRPG Adventure — Dungeon Crawl, Simple Stats, Fast Fights

By: Craig Zerf

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Drew Armstrong is still permanently Level 1. Still carrying a mop, a teacup, and a stubborn belief that rules—posted at knee height—beat blades and bravado.

When the dungeons finally speak, they don’t ask for blood. They ask for terms. Drew brokers a first-ever Dungeon Amnesty: challenges, not massacres, No Child Spawns if MED FIRST is read out loud, and Mercy Exits that open on late. Tea Rooms calm traps. The Single Signal keeps hands talking instead of bells. And every glossy cheat gets dragged down to READ @ KNEES—where the law can be seen, traced, and kept.

City hall wants banners. Sir Paywall wants tiers. The rafters want applause. Drew answers with ACCESSIBILITY > OPTICS, APPLAUSE = OFFSITE, and two new Pride Pins hammered from spectacle into hinge hardware. Then comes the summit vote—public, patient, stitched clause by clause—until the lintel itself carves it in stone: NO TIERS / NO PASSES.

But something down below still hates laughter. One bad moment, one spent Window, and the corridor learns what discipline costs. If they can hold the room, the amnesty doesn’t end at a door—it extends corridor-to-corridor. Next mouth’s already circled on the map.

Clean fights. Civic wins. Zero grind.
If you love smart, rules-first LitRPG with heart, grab Dungeon Amnesty today.

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