Flawless, My Dear

How to Be More Bridgerton (An Unofficial Advisory)

By: Duchess Wibberfluffle

Narrated by: Anna Mrowiec

For fans of the Netflix sensation comes the self-help book no aspiring viscountess should be without.

Grosvenor Square, sometime after 1813

Dearest reader,

The social season is upon us! And whether you marriage-minded misses shall be considered a diamond or a doorstop shall soon be determined.

But panic not, dear ladies, for you shall find all the advice you so desperately need within these pages. Receive instruction on how to perfect the feigned swoon; the optimal height your breasts can be squashed to; just how many feathers in your headdress is too many; and why you should never enter a maze at night unaccompanied (unless you’re sure to be compromised by a sexy Duke and forced into marrying him).

In short, you shall learn how to be more Bridgerton.

Yours truly,
Duchess Wibberfluffle

Critic reviews

‘Thank you, Duchess Wibberfluffle! Without your chapter on love-making for innocents I should have never known how a lady came to be with child. But more detailed instruction would have been appreciated.’ – Eloise Bridgerton

‘My eighth season and I’ve finally found a match thanks to your fabulous book. He’s no catch but my family have finally stopped calling me ‘the disappointment’. Couldn’t recommend more highly.’ – Baroness Berbrooke

‘She’s a fraud. I doubt she even has wisteria around her house. AVOID.’ – Lady Whistledown

not for me

The narrator was funny and perfectly suited to the idea of the book. The content of the book fell short. The parody is not funny after 10 minutes.